I have a job!

I just got a job at the Microtel inn and suites in Latham NY working front desk. I’m there right now actually, first day of on the job training. And no I’m not in break, that’s just how hard this job is! ;D

I’m just glad I can finally stop getting loans from my brother and start working on paying him back, my grandparents for school, and maybe save money. What a concept!

princessmarshmallow:

I am kind of hurt that I wasn’t invited to the party mentioned in the last post… I was invited last year and I had a great time! There were fun people, great snacks, and a view of the festival on the street below.

My friend (ex girlfriend) didn’t invite me this time because last year I “sat in the corner with my sketchbook the whole time.” Which, yeah, my sketchbook was out, but it wasn’t exactly a secluded corner. It was right in the middle of most of the socializing!

Yotsu suggested I ask if I can come, but how fucking rude is that? “Hey, I heard there was a party going on that I wasn’t invited to, can I tag along?”

I dunno, I feel like she just wanted an excuse to not invite me…

I feel really bad about this, Momi could have come but I misunderstood and misrepresented and now I feel like a dick. It’s my fault, not our friends.

guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers
  • If you use a white crayon to draw on an egg before you dye it, it blocks the dye from the shell so you can make really pretty Easter Eggs!
  • Perfect for sharing with duckies
  • You can’t get online to download Firefox or Chrome without it
  • Without it there would be no precedent on who can be banned from websites and we’d be stuck with jerks sharing dead baby pics.
  • Good parents who pay attention notice the hell out of these
  • Kevin sure makes his brothers look better, though Nick doesn’t need the help (Nick was on Broadway as a kid, he’s got skills!)
  • Hey, you may not remember her name but for some people, eye candy is eye candy!

Basically I’m trying to say even if you feel ignored, there is a reason for you to be and you matter to SOMEONE.

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

harleybert:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

i hate you

you hate me

let’s get together and kill barney

shot rang out

barney hit the floor

nO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

I hate you

you hate me

let’s all go kill that Barney

With a big shotgun

and a battle-ax or four

GOODBYE PURPLE DINOSAUR

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang from Barney from a tree

With a baseball bat

And a gun held to his head

Aren’t you glad that Barney’s dead?

I hate you, you hate me

Let’s get together and kill Barney

With a sword up his butt, and kick him out the door

No more purple dinosaur!

God what was wrong with us?

bemusedlybespectacled:

theeleventhsherlock:

thats-my-cup-of-tea:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

RELEASE THE PENGUINS.

RESTS ARE IMAGINARY

BONGOS TILT

REMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

arcampbell94:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

This is the best video to ever hit tumblr. 

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis)

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